Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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