- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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