I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Autism speaks but not really

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

raisin boogers

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Women's rights

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

obama's promises

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...