friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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