- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?