- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you make a car? You build it.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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