- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

I told you it would happen

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Christianity

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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