- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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