- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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