- Anti Joke

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Autism speaks but not really

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What if the rest of you value something wrong?