- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

a fish swimming in the water swims

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

There's a god, just kidding.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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