whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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hey

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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