What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What's 9 + 10 19

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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