What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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