- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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