Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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