- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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