Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Dont read this joke

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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