What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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poop

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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