- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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