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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

why was the boy sad? because.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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