What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Netflix and chill

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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