- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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