I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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