What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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The Holocaust

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who ever is reading this....

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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