- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Do your parents know you're gay?

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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