- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Health food.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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