What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Butt poop.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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fruit salad?

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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balls

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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