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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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