What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Barack Obama

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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