What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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my mind's eye?

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Anti Joke

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