you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

mark is religion

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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