What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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hi

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