What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Cancer

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Hahaha

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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