Joke

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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