What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

why do you care?

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A russian gives away vodka.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Reading books

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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