chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Anti Joke

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