What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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