When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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