What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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