- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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