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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

A black person walks out of KFC

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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