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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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