What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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