- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

civil rights

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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