Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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12 in general

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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