There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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I told you it would happen

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Anti Joke

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