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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

boobs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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