Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

once upon a time, it snowed

luke moore cant pull it back

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Basically copying you.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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