- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Neither have I

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Women's rights

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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