- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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