Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Sac

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Get off my porch.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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