- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

A man... walks.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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