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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A black man comes home from work.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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