Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Hello

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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