- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

A black guy gets a job...

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Health food.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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