- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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whats brown and sticky? shit

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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