Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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F? No k

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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i dont like chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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