What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Donald Trump

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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My kids are mistakes.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A man killed himself.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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meh

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i lost the game

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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