GONNA

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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My kids are mistakes.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A man killed himself.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Anti Joke

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