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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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tom pauling

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Breast cancer.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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