- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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