drugs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Where's my baby??

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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