What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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